I go to Walmart when I need to feel pretty. Given that I tend to be a fairly confident person, this doesn't happen all too often.
But on given days, the only thing between me and silent self-berating (or the contemplation of having a serious relationship with a bag of reduced-fat Oreos) is a trip through the sliding glass doors of America's largest and least-socially aware retailer in history.
Ambling up and down the aisles in yoga pants and a sweatshirt from my alma mater*, this Trader Joe’s/Whole Foods devotee marvels at the gleaming aisles filled with China’s finest products… and Kentucky’s finest specimens.
So when a friend sent me this, I couldn’t resist playing one little game…
Bingo!!! I hope I win a giant smiley face t-shirt. Size XXL please.
*In UK territory, this is not a particularly common sight.
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I just may wander into the Y'All Walmart to play this game...hilarious! Besides, it shouldn't take more than 5min. to win; I can find time for that!
I wondered why I always come out of Walmart with a smile ;-)
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