Recipe for Homemade Noodles
Step 1: Identify potluck or public cooking event where noodles will be eaten. Inform all attendees of said event that you are bringing homemade noodles (publicity is key at this stage).
Step 2: Search for no less than 5 minutes for homemade noodles recipes.
Step 3: Give up on finding a recipe. Continue publicity campaign.
Step 4: Buy Amish-made noodles at your neighborhood grocer.
Step 5: Follow cooking instructions on package (secret ingredient: use chicken broth instead of water).
Step 6: Transfer noodles to CrockPot.
Step 7: Carry noodles into potluck venue. Mention to cooking-disadvantaged colleagues that you made homemade noodles. Mention heaviness of CrockPot. Bask in praise and adoration. You are a domestic goddess.
Optional Step 8: Ask someone else to wash the CrockPot.
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2 comments:
step 8 is not optional in my book! :)
Hence, why That One never makes promises she knows she can't keep... :)
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